SINGAPORE – The Internal Suppression Department (ISD) has arrested a self-radicalised human right fanatic, Mr Low Li Serf.
This marks the first time a human rights activist has been arrested after the categorisation of human rights as a “religion” by the Autocrat-General (A-G) Wata Bafoon.
Said an agent of the ISD, who wishes to remain anonymous due to the shameful nature of his job, “We have detained Mr Low after receiving reliable information that he was going to attend a protest march organised by the terrorist organisation, the Singapore Dissent Party (SDP).
“Mr Low was a self-radicalised fanatic who imbibed his extremist human rights ideology online. After being persuaded that civil obedience was a legitimate method to bring about political reform, he signed up for a protest march organised by the SDP.”
In order to demonstrate the point that Mr Low was self-radicalised, the ISD showed Serious News an online post made by Mr Low. In response to an article about human rights in everyday life, Mr Low had commented, “Thank you for opening my eyes on (sic) what human rights really are. I was not aware of such thing (sic) called human rights until now. I now know that I have the right to stand up for my rights.”
When interviewed about the arrest, A-G Bafoon said, “The emergence of self-radicalised human rights fanatics only shows how dangerous a rights-based discourse can be in the digital age, if left unchecked and unregulated. People with low IQ and education can be easily misled by the specious arguments of the charlatans, political opportunists and near-psychopaths that dominate the cyberspace. These people then try to impose their newly-learned dogma onto the rest of society through acts of terrorism like protest marches.”
“I’m not saying that human rights is bad,” A-G Bafoon was quick to clarify. “What I take issue with is the arrogant assumption that human rights should apply equally to all humans. The fact is different societies have different needs, and the Government should be the one to decide which rights society needs.”
Serious News understands that Mr Low will be detained indefinitely without trial until he is fully purged of his extremist beliefs through the counselling and re-education programme held by the ISD. The ISD has hired respected human rights pastors like Theo Li-Gian to conduct the re-education programme.
